Relationships

How Men Change

By Pamela Redmond Satran, Babytalk

Lover: Brings you champagne in bed.

Husband: Brings you coffee in bed.

Father: Brings you the baby.

 

Lover: Wakes you up in the middle of the night to make love.

Husband: Wakes you up in the morning to make love.

Father: Lets you sleep.

 

Lover: Kisses your feet.

Husband: Kisses your cheek.

Father: Kisses the baby.

 

Lover: Buys you a black lace thong.

Husband: Buys you a white lace negligee.

Father: Buys you a pink flannel nightgown.

 

Lover: Calls you Baby.

Husband: Calls you Honey.

Father: Calls you Mommy.

 

Lover: Always wants sex.

Husband: Always wants sex.

Father: Always wants sex but doesn't necessarily think he's going to get it.

 

Lover: Loves you madly.

Husband: Loves you deeply.

Father: Loves you more than he ever has before.



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