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Answering Kids' Toughest Questions

Someone getting curious about sex, dirty words, or the meaning of life? Here's how to answer all those tough questions. Plus, 5 tips on talking to kids about scary news

By Ted Spiker

Answers You Wish You Could Give, but Can't

Q: Why were you on top of Mommy, Daddy?

A: She doesn't like reverse cowgirl all that much.

Q: What happens when you die?

A: Worms feed on your eyes.

Q: Who do you love best?

A: Your younger sister. And it's "whom."

Q: Is Santa real?

A: Dude, do you really believe elves who live in a part of the world without much of an electrical infrastructure can program Wii games? Think, Frank, think.

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