Answers You Wish You Could Give, but Can't
Q: Why were you on top of Mommy, Daddy?
A: She doesn't like reverse cowgirl all that much.
Q: What happens when you die?
A: Worms feed on your eyes.
Q: Who do you love best?
A: Your younger sister. And it's "whom."
Q: Is Santa real?
A: Dude, do you really believe elves who live in a part of the world without much of an electrical infrastructure can program Wii games? Think, Frank, think.