- When your daughter wins a Pulitzer, she better remember to thank you for teaching her how to read The Iliad at the tender age of 3.
- Well, thank goodness my kids are cute, or else I'd have to trade them in for your smarter, perfect model.
- Come on: Let's just arm wrestle. Winner takes Mom of the Year award.
- My baby talks, too -- she just doesn't want to show off.
- It's good you only buy organic juice -- it'll help wash down the crackers your child just ate off the sidewalk.
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