What did the father ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?Spook when you're spooken to!
Why do golfers take an extra pair of socks?In case they get a hole in one!
Dad thinks he wears the trousers in our house, but it's always Mom who tells him which pair to put on!
Do dads always snore? No, only when they are asleep!
Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water?Dad: But I've already given you ten!I know, but the bedroom is still on fire!