Lover: Brings you champagne in bed.
Husband: Brings you coffee in bed.
Father: Brings you the baby.
Lover: Wakes you up in the middle of the night to make love.
Husband: Wakes you up in the morning to make love.
Father: Lets you sleep.
Lover: Kisses your feet.
Husband: Kisses your cheek.
Father: Kisses the baby.
Lover: Buys you a black lace thong.
Husband: Buys you a white lace negligee.
Father: Buys you a pink flannel nightgown.
Lover: Calls you Baby.
Husband: Calls you Honey.
Father: Calls you Mommy.
Lover: Always wants sex.
Husband: Always wants sex.
Father: Always wants sex but doesn't necessarily think he's going to get it.
Lover: Loves you madly.
Husband: Loves you deeply.
Father: Loves you more than he ever has before.
