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Thursday, November 4, 2010 - 03:00
by Maggie Cheung

By the time you read this I will be trapped inside a little tin can, hurtling forth across the sky, headed to Chicago for four days of debauchery with my friends from the computer. And by "debauchery" I mean "sleeping through the night" and "not making anyone a cheese sandwich for lunch". Exciting times in the life of a 30-something SAHM blogger! 

Of course, there was the matter of Who Will Watch The Children. My husband works full time and goes to school Tuesday and Friday evenings and I didn't even BOTHER trying to work it out with him. I went straight to my most reliable babysitter, my mom, and booked her for the weekend. But then she went and got a job! Without asking me! I KNOW!

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Thursday, October 28, 2010 - 03:00
by Maggie Cheung
My three-and-a-half-year-old has recently concluded that napping is only for Grandma's house. It's truly unpleasant, not least because Grandma's house is the one place where I don't CARE if he naps. I can't FORCE him to sleep (not for lack of trying!) so I've given up on my practically guaranteed two hours of afternoon alone time. Goodbye, Alone Time! I MISS YOU SO!

In the meantime, the boy and I are navigating this new napless world. And by 'navigating' Jack means 'trying to cram in as much naughty fun as possible' and I mean 'trying not to put the child out on the corner with a Free To A Good Home sign around his neck'. On a typical day I'll put Molly down and let Jack mess around on the computer. He has the Fisher Price Cool School toddler keyboard that I would highly recommend if I didn't suspect it was being phased out for something bigger and better. He's also become pretty adept with the mouse and is fully capable of playing nearly every game on the pbskids.org website. This, of course, makes his computer nerd parents' hearts go pitter pat. However! We don't want him to play the computer forEVER and, honestly, Jack gets tired of it after a half hour or so. So then I coax him into his bed for "a little rest". And this is where everything gets wonky because he never falls asleep anymore, and is now saying things like, "I just going to take a TINY rest." FINE THEN. 

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Thursday, October 21, 2010 - 03:00
by Maggie Cheung
If I squint really hard I can ALMOST make out today's silver lining: when neither kid naps, no one feels guilty putting them to bed at six-thirty. (OR FIVE.) Man, today kicked my butt all over the place. A certain three-year-old was so willful, defiant and (worst of all) downright BLASE in the face of his mother's shouty demands to "COME INSIDE THIS MINUTE!" and "I TOLD YOU TO PICK THOSE UP!" and "LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!" that I had to turn on the television and retreat to a far dark corner of the house to practice my Relaxation Visualization. And because I love you, I will refrain from going into [minute and wretched] detail about my day and instead share my Top Five Mom Survival Visualizations. ReadyRead Full Post
Thursday, October 14, 2010 - 03:00
by Maggie Cheung

This Saturday will mark a grand and important event in the Cheung Household: it's our first night out with a BABYSITTER!

That's right folks. While we've left our kids a million times (and often for DAYS at a time), we've always left them with aunts or grandparents. I've got two sisters and two sets of grandparents willing to watch my shorties whenever we ask. But sometimes they're not always available. Or sometimes we want to just head down the street for dinner, which isn't so conducive for grandparental babysitting since both sets live at least forty minutes away. We often drive to the grandparents' towns and go outthere, but sometimes you just wanna go see a movie and come home to kids fast asleep in their own beds, am I right?

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Thursday, October 7, 2010 - 03:00
by Maggie Cheung

We moved into a new house in April of this year, and one of the absolute best things about it, quite possibly the thing that saved my sanity all summer long, is the fully fenced yard. Our last house had a little patch of grass that opened onto the street. This house has a front and back yard, a gravel pit, a garden, paved areas for riding bikes, steps and walls and plenty of surfaces for sidewalk chalk. The kitchen faces the back yard and has enough windows so that I can see my kids from nearly every angle, which means (be still my heart!) I don't have to be out there with them. Granted I open the kitchen door and most of the windows if it's warm out. And I'm pretty strict about not playing in the front yard, because even though it's fenced and the landlord fixed the gate latch so that they can't reach it, we're on a fairly busy street and it just makes me nervous. But the back yard? Go at it, kids! Mama needs to read her blogs!

They fight a lot, which is annoying, and they often stomp up and down the outdoor stairs to demand I get their bikes out of the garage or set up the cardboard house or to deliver dandelions (and beam while I find a vase for my beautiful hand picked flowers.) But they're actually really good outside and follow [most] of the rules. Stay out of the tomatoes. Don't splash in puddles unless you're wearing boots. Don't get rocks all over the patio. And whatever you do, DO NOT OPEN THE GATE. 

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