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Show Dad How Lesson #4: Deliver a Baby on the Subway

When you Google the phrase “deliver a baby on the subway,” you get about the same amount of results as you do when you search “breast milk ice cream.” (You have no idea how long it took me to find a phrase with a similar number. And no, I don’t have a recipe.) This is a long-winded way of saying that doing the hee, hee, hee, push, hee, hee, hee, push, on the Local 6 is quite rare. But not that rare: last July, a baby was delivered at the Bowling Green station on the New York subway’s 4/5 line. So Dad, you can’t just sit there staring at your Kindle. That’s why I created this handy dandy how-to video, inspired by the subway delivery instructions (vetted by a certified EMT!) that I provide in Show Dad How. Check it out, and please stand clear of the doors....

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