5-Year-Old Girl: Career Before Marriage

We wonder how this five-year-old, who seems to have suitors knocking her door down, got such a good head on her shoulders. I didn't want to get married when I was five, either, but that's because I wanted to be a, er, dolphin—not start my career. This video is clearly evidence that our future generation is filled with goal-driven, hard working, focused people—even when they're still learning how to tie their shoes. Plus: Best Sesame Street Music Videos

 

Of all her wisdom, my favorite part is when she says, "This is my life." 

You got that right, sister. This is your life. Go get 'em. Plus: Weirdest Baby Products 

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