Booby Trap: Drunk Woman Shoots Cops with Breast Milk

We thought this was a given, but let us reiterate: we are huge fans of breastfeeding and are fully aware that a mama’s milk does babies good, but it should not be used as a weapon.

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Ohio woman Stephanie Robinette whipped her breast out of her dress on Saturday and started squirting police with her breast milk when they responded to a domestic dispute call her husband made about her. Apparently she had gotten drunk at a wedding and struck him several times before locking herself in a car.

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Sheriff Walter L. Davis III said, "This is a prime example of how alcohol can make individuals do things they would not normally do," which is really giving Robinette the benefit of the doubt. After I throw back a few drinks I usually want to just sing a lot of karaoke. But to each her own.

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Fortunately, no injuries were reported, and Robinette has since apologized. "I have no criminal record; I take these charges very seriously and I absolutely intend to seek help for substance abuse with alcohol because alcoholism does run in my family," she said. It sounds like Robinette, a teacher at a charter school, has learned this lesson the hard way.

Is this the craziest use of breast milk you’ve ever heard of?