Placenta Smoothies Now for Sale in Grocery Stores

April 1, 2012

Want in on the energy-boosting, placenta-eating trend like Mad Men star January Jones but don’t have a fresh placenta of your own? One company has taken placenta smoothies mainstream. Find out where you can pick up one today...

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Plus: Ooh! Fancy Placenta Brooch! …and… Ew! Placenta Teddy Bear!

Luckily no entrepreneurs have taken placenta smoothies to the national level (yet!), although some postpartum doulas and placenta encapsulation specialists are available for hire at the local level to help new mamas dehydrate and encapsulate their placentas (or even turn them into smoothies--yum).

Plus: Why More New Moms Are Choosing to Eat Their Afterbirth

Want to join in the fun and play a joke on your kids (or pull one over on Dad together?) Check out our round-up of family-friendly April Fools’ pranks (it’s placenta-free, we promise).

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