This is what constitutes a cover story these days: a 3-year-old girl dressing like a tomboy.

At least according to Life & Style Weekly, which accuses Angelina Jolie of turning daughter Shiloh into a boy, letting her “cross-dress” and wear her hair “shockingly short.”

While I don’t quite understand how Shiloh failed to get the memo my preschool-aged daughter did (Re: Pink, Sparkly, Princess-y Dress Code), I don’t think anyone should be judged based on the style decisions they make at age 3. And their parents shouldn’t be either; if they were, I’d be in big trouble.

Here’s hoping Shiloh keeps doing her own thing – and Brad and Angelina keep letting her.