Halloween Costume Advice from Honest Toddler
Think you've got a great costume for your toddler? Think again. The Twitter sensation known only as Honest Toddler would like a few words with you
Dearest parents of the world, a bit of advice when helping your toddler choose a Halloween costume. Remember this is about her, not you, so keep in mind that she has to show her face at the park the next day. Your toddler is not an American Girl doll. She's a human being. And Halloween isn’t just a chance for you to show off to everybody on Facebook/Instagram how creative and/or strange your mind is.
Take, for example, this tiny hobo. I actually didn’t realize this was a costume at first. I thought this child was simply neglected. I mean, what’s that on his face? Magic marker? Chocolate? Poo? Dressing your child as a homeless person is a wonderful way to teach him to reach for the stars in life. Bravo.
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