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Most Inappropriate Halloween Pumpkins Ever
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It's a Pumpkin!
Birth is such a beautiful, awe-inspiring experience. Except this time.
This Carrie-inspired pumpkin will ensure you never get trick-or-treaters at your house again.
Sure, Halloween can be about body parts, but severed body parts. Not pumpkin boobs and butts.
Pumpkin, and a Nice Glass of Chianti
We hope these people created this Hannibal Lecter mask especially for their pumpkin, because if it's from their closet, trick-or-treaters should skip this house no matter how big the candy bars are.
- i am bored
Where's Daddy Pumpkin when you need him? Let's cut that cord!
Violence, even the pumpkin-on-pumpkin variety, is never the answer.
Pumpkin Eat Pumpkin
Pumpkin: It's what's for dinner.
We're not sure what's more inappropriate—this TMI jack-o-lantern, or the fact that it appears to be displayed in an office.
We didn't even know he was depressed.
"Mommy, what does 'live nudes' mean? And is that girl a fireman?"
Can't Quite Reach
This one's hilarious because we've been there!
Looks like this jack-o-lantern was overserved.
Someone Call 911
Help—there's a pumpkin on a murderous rampage!