Ridiculously Expensive Kid and Baby Gear

Product: 3ct Diamond Pacifier

Cost: $17,000

From a (sarcastic) reviewer on Amazon.com: "I bought this pacifier a few weeks ago for our son. We looked at Walmart and Target and just could not find one that really caught our eyes. This one did the trick, as soon as he starts crying we load up the car and head to our security box at the local bank to get it. As soon as it hits his mouth he stops crying! One bad thing about it is that it's a bit heavy and weighs his head down a bit, and oh yea we have had numerous attempts of kidnapping, but what the hey it shuts him up. We did use his college fund to pay for it, and I did have a bit of buyer's remorse for a while, but I think in the future he will be thankful that we bought it for him." We couldn't have said it better ourselves!

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