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    Le Artiste
    Sh*t Ruined:
    The wall
    Level of Destruction: 6

    Repeat to yourself: Picasso probably did the same thing. Picasso probably did the same thing. Picasso probably did the same thing...

    Submitted by: Skroefies

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    Cut a Rug
    Sh*t Ruined:
    Oriental Carpet
    Level of Destruction: 7

    If you squint your eyes really hard you almost can't tell the difference between the spot and the design. (Really hard!)

    Submitted by: Julie

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    Dewey Decimal System Run Amok
    Sh*t Ruined:
    Bookshelf
    Level of Destruction: 3

    Submitter Hannah was in the kitchen as her children quietly played with books. There were no crash or shrieks, just normal book-looking noises. Yes, things were quiet. A little too quiet, perhaps...

    Submitted by: Hannah

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    Tot Chef
    Sh*t Ruined:
    The kitchen
    Level of Destruction: 4

    Look who learned how to open the fridge. What a showoff.

    Submitted by: Kari

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    Potty Time
    Sh*t Ruined:
    Mom's tampons
    Level of Destruction: 2

    At least he didn't think they were marshmallows.

    Submitted by: Jami H.

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    Hair-Don't
    Sh*t Ruined:
    Her hair
    Level of Destruction: 7

    Submitter Andrea says, "Ruined: A year’s worth of hair growth. My daughter managed to get a Zhu Zhu pet caught up in her long hair. We had to cut it out. Tomorrow she’s getting a bob."

    Submitted by: Andrea

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    No Thanks, I'm Really Not Hungry Anymore
    Sh*t Ruined:
    Our appetites
    Level of Destruction: 1

    Remind this kid not to sneeze while I'm eating leftover birthday cake. I love leftover birthday cake.

    Submitted by: Lindsey

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    Eye Love You?
    Sh*t Ruined:
    Mom's eye
    Level of Destruction: 9

    Yo Ho, Yo Ho a Pirates Life For Mom.

    Submitted by: Jennifer

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    Coloring Outside the Lines
    Sh*t Ruined:
    The cat
    Level of Destruction: 3

    Curiosity may have killed the cat, but only a toddler can paint her green.

    Submitted by: Michelle

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    So Hard to Find Good Help These Days
    Sh*t Ruined:
    Themselves
    Level of Destruction: 3

    As if it weren't enough that these babies stained their bodies with red food dye, it was while they were under the tender care of older siblings, making this an instance where several kids are responsible for ruining sh*t.

    Submitted by: Anne

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    Do Not Disturb
    Sh*t Ruined:
    Mom's privacy
    Level of Destruction: 2

    Just when you think you've been able to escape to find a moment to yourself—in the bathroom—a tiny hand reaches under the door and a tiny voice says, "Mom, can I have a Rice Krispies Treat?!"

    Submitted by: Diane

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    It's For You!
    Sh*t Ruined:
    Cell phone
    Level of Destruction: 9

    The kid in us thinks this is hilarious, but the adult in us really just wants our phone back. (Note: AT&T was unable to recover any pictures or contacts from the damaged phone.)

    Submitted by: Yumi

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    In the Dog House
    Sh*t Ruined:
    The dog's dignity
    Level of Destruction: 3

    From Jami, the submitter, "Have you ever seen an animal more humiliated by getting her nails ‘done?’ Way to go, Son."

    Submitted by:  Jami

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    Nuts for Nutella
    Sh*t Ruined:
    The outfit
    Level of Destruction: 2

    It only took this baby 13 months to realize one of the most important truths in life: Nutella is awesome.

    Submitted by: Shana

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    Simple as Pie
    Sh*t Ruined:
    Dessert
    Level of Destruction: 3

    From Dave, the submitter, "Who stole the pumpkin from the pumpkin pie? Lucy stole the pumpkin from the pumpkin pie. Who me? Yes you. Couldn’t be! Uh… yeah, right."

    Submitted by: Dave

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    Lil Hulk
    Sh*t Ruined
    : His face

    This submitter's kids were too quiet for far too long. "I went out to the living room to find my son’s head completely green and my daughter holding food coloring bottles. I of course panicked and starting calling family and friends to help me figure out how to get him clean. I got many laughs while telling the story."

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    Blueprints
    Sh*t Ruined: 
    the floor

    Facebook user Liz L. submitted the winning caption to this crazy photo. "Blue paint $20.00. New shoes $25.00. The cost of replacing your hardwood flooring? Way more than your credit card will allow."

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    My Stretch Mark-Free Belly
    Sh*t Ruined
    : Belly

    Submitter FML pretty much sums it up, "Yeah, that f**king cocoa butter does wonders."

    Submitted by: FML

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    A Clean Home
    Sh*t Ruined
    : his bedroom floor

    Submitter Cindy is afraid her house will never be clean again. "Went to toss a load of laundry in the machine and came back to hear 'Big trouble...this is BIG TROUBLE'… notice he was trying to clean up the evidence."

    Submitted by: Cindy

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