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Editor's note: We're huge supporters of breastfeeding at Parenting.com. In fact, a bunch of our staffers are moms who have infants, and they're pumping at work, every day. This humor piece is NOT meant to discourage breastfeeding in any way. It's more of a tongue-in-cheek take on some of the challenges associated with nursing -- because, hey, we've been there. Cheers to you for working hard to feed your baby, and we hope this piece brings you a smile.
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Gently rub your nipples with sandpaper.
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