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The Difference Between Leaving the House with 1 Kid vs. 2

Leaving the House with One Kid

Before you can head out, it takes a good 20 minutes to find your child's other shoe.

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Leaving the House with Two

Before you can head out, it takes a good 20 minutes to find your younger child's shoe...which your older child hid.

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Leaving the House with One Kid

You scoop your child up and walk out to the car.

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Leaving the House with Two

You scoop your younger child up, walk out to the car, and pray your older child doesn't take off.

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Leaving the House with One Kid

In the car, you chat with your little one and hope they don't ask you to put on that insanely annoying children's music CD they're obsessed with.

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Leaving the House with Two

You swear you're going to invest in a vehicle the size of a camper van to keep your kids apart, because OMG, the kicking, crying, poking, prodding, and fighting!

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Leaving the House with One Kid

If you're at a store, your child has the choice to walk or sit in a cart.

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Leaving the House with Two

If you're at a store, you need to reference your old AP Physics textbook to figure out how you're going to position two children and fit more than three things in your cart.

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Leaving the House with One Kid

When you return home from wherever you are, you have to try to wrangle your kiddo in order to take his shoes off, wash his hands, etc.

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Leaving the House with Two

It seems as though your children disperse like a dropped bag of marbles when you get home—and you're not sure which way to run first.

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Leaving the House with One Kid

Yeah, you're a little stressed and tired when you get home, but you did it—and did it well. #supermom

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Leaving the House with Two

You pour yourself a glass of wine and justify your afternoon drink by saying you're "European."

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