Confessions: Morning Mayhem

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Confessions: Morning Mayhem

Think all the other moms have it together? Ha! Our poll revealed how hectic your A.M. hours really are

60% A bowl of cereal

19% A granola bar in the car

10% A hot sit-down meal

11% Breakfast?

The best part of waking up?

42% of you drink no coffee whatsoever (are you mainlining Red Bull?) but 25% of you lose count of how many cups you knock back

36% of you drop your kids off in your pj’s (5% of you do pickup in them, too!)

Sweet little lies

58% of you have fibbed about why you’re late to work (but only 23% of
you have blamed it on a sick kid)

44% of your kids leave the house without brushing their teeth, and

37% of them don’t brush their hair

56% of you admit to skipping a shower to save time

Smell ya later!

21% of you have left a dirty diaper for the babysitter to change

16% of you have been pulled over for speeding on your way to work, school, or an appointment

43% Occasionally

42% Never

13% Only on days ending in “y”

The aftermath

53% of you leave a few cups lying around your kitchen when you leave…
And 38% say FEMA should drop by

1. Keys 58%

2. Shoes 42%

3. Cell phone 39%

4. Backpack 19%

5. Office ID badge 12%

Stuff you admit to doing while driving

51% Putting on makeup

43% Opening mail

11% Reading the newspaper

58% Six words: “Where did you leave it last?”

15% The permission slip or the
class-snack request that suddenly appears

14% Your kid’s choice of outfit

13% Someone wanted PB&J for lunch last night, but now they want a turkey sandwich

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