That 20-inch-tall guy you just met a few days ago, followed by your dear husband, your family, and your friends - all of whom you've known for years.
FAVORITE ITEM OF CLOTHING
Those black stretchy pants that magically seem to fit even though they're size 8 and everything else you're wearing is a 14.
"Baby Love," "Be My Baby," or perhaps "Ooh, Baby Baby"
Any comfort food - mashed potatoes, ice cream, macaroni and cheese - prepared by someone else and eaten in complete peace.
FAVORITE TIME SAVER
Although you've mastered the art of doing dishes while carrying the baby in a Snugli, you'd rather feed the baby while cuddling with your husband and watching an old movie on TV.
Your baby's name, of course, which (as you've now completely forgotten) you couldn't stand before your husband talked you into giving it to your child.
FAVORITE MALE MOVIE STAR
Jude Law (three kids), Arnold Schwarzenegger (four kids), or Mel Gibson (seven kids!)
A Mary Poppins/Mrs. Doubtfire equivalent babysits while you and your husband sneak off to a honeymoon hotel.
FAVORITE FORM OF EXERCISE
Dancing around the living room with the baby - with practice, you can burn plenty of calories while half-asleep.
FAVORITE TIME OF DAY
The moment you first gaze into your baby's eyes in the morning and your heart soars upon confirming once again that her existence isn't just a wonderful dream. Second favorite: The moment you finally put your feet up at night for a well-deserved (albeit brief) rest.