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Pop-isms, Volume IV

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Imagination mover: a kid-friendly way of saying lobotomist… Why aren’t stroller cup holders made to handle 24-oz malt liquor tall boys? I have a friend who wants to know… Play Doh and Silly Putty are the Biggie and Tupac of pliable children’s toys… When the going gets tough, the tough bribe with Hershey’s Kisses… There’s no easy way to tell your son he’ll never be an army samurai…. Did you know the word "if" is in wife and "us" is in husband? Who has the problem with commitment now, ladies?… A baby monitor is a great way to turn your infant into the most boring reality show ever… When I spilled the box of Cheerios, my four-year-old said, “Oooooo!” I’m pretty sure he was reading the floor… When my wife was pregnant, she shared her dog-eared copy of What To Expect When You’re Expecting. I must admit, it was the most interesting coaster I ever had on my nightstand… ( . )( . ) - the parenting emoticon for "I'm breastfeeding"