by Deborah Skolnik
1. The small child and large puddle that have mysteriously materialized between you and your husband in bed
2. The fact that your kid's last birthday-party blowout set you back hundreds of dollars more than the down payment on your first car
3. That you just spent a good 45 minutes making a special family dinner, and now the only thing on his plate that your child will even touch is the buttered roll
4. Any sentence that includes both "Barney" and the term "multimillion-dollar, worldwide phenomenon"
From the April issue of Parenting
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