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Invite of the Year: Can We Study Your Heaviness?

So apparently doctors have "invited" the 1-month-old Indonesian 20-pound boy to Japan to study his development, according to the Japanese Medical Association. What an invite! (Why do I only get invited to Tupperware parties and uninspiring book clubs?)

Neighbors of the bulky babe are worried he will be exploited by the media, something we Americans know nothing about. What do you think would happen if we unleashed this (relatively speaking) tiny human being to the merciless judgment of media scrutiny? Did any of you have really big babies? Would you have offered them up for research?