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New Bedtime Story for Adults: Go The F*ck to Sleep

We seriously love Goodnight Moon—it's a classic. But sometimes Goodnight Moon is not doing the trick, your kid is getting out of bed for the zillionth time, and you’re thinking it might be years before you all actually get a good night’s sleep. That’s when we feel like reading Go The F*ck To Sleep, a bedtime book that's a bit more honest, a lot more profane but still extremely adorable. 

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The cats nestle close to their kittens now.
The lambs have laid down with the sheep.
You're cozy and warm in your bed, my dear
Please go the f*ck to sleep.

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Let’s be clear: this isn’t for your kids. Although it’s done in the style of a children’s book, it’s definitely not meant for them. But if you have a friend who struggles with getting their child to sleep each night, or if that “friend” is you, this book might give you the laugh you need to fetch yet one more glass of water. 

Do you have a bad sleeper, or a bedtime routine that goes on and on and on?

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