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Parenting Top Ten: Things You Just Can't Believe You Said

From the October issue of Parenting

1. "Well, I think it's cold, so you have to wear a coat."

2. "Yay! You made a poopy-poopy!"

3. "The dentist is your friend."

4. "Of course it's your body. But you still can't pierce that."

5. "We're big fans of Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! in our house."

6. "Sweetie, you don't need to lick the cat to give her a bath. She licks herself."

7. "Now, how did you know I always wanted a macaroni sculpture of our family?"

8. "Fine. I'll pretend I don't know you until your friends leave. But you'd better be in front of the Cinnabon in five minutes or you're walking home!"

9. "Wow, you're right. That was a stingy goody bag."

10. "No, I love you more. Up to the sky a trillion zillion quadrillion and one times. So there."

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